What the Hell Do I Want to Call This Thing?

The first time we met, the first time we met, you knew all...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:44:13 -0400

The first time we met, the first time we met, you knew all about my sister, right?

on the internet: 7:30pm closes eyes for 5 minutes 5am

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:43:53 -0400

on the internet: 7:30pm *closes eyes for 5 minutes* 5am
at school: 9:30am *closes eyes for 5 minutes* 9:20am

sendificator: will let u go with a warning if u give him...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:43:34 -0400

sendificator:

will let u go with a warning if u give him biscuits

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Sat, 18 May 2013 22:42:14 -0400

queensimia: kittea-cat: YES HELLO YES I WOULD LIKE TO ORDER...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:41:44 -0400

queensimia:

kittea-cat:

YES HELLO

YES I WOULD LIKE TO ORDER ALL THE CARROTS

THANK YOU

Man, these dust bunnies are getting out of control.

saderidan: When a character death is so sudden you just sit there in shock for three minutes...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:41:25 -0400

saderidan:

When a character death is so sudden you just sit there in shock for three minutes wondering where the hell that came from

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Sat, 18 May 2013 22:29:47 -0400

so-relatable: Submit your own so relatable moments here :)

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:28:31 -0400

so-relatable:

Submit your own so relatable moments here :)

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Sat, 18 May 2013 22:21:49 -0400

idiotsonfb: If you try to follow the bible literally…

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:20:52 -0400

idiotsonfb:

If you try to follow the bible literally…

cryingbecausemerlin: the funny thing about tumblr is we all wanna be friends but we dont know how...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:20:30 -0400

cryingbecausemerlin:

the funny thing about tumblr is we all wanna be friends but we dont know how to be

helioscentrifuge: thebloodinyourveinsis20below: helioscentrifu...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:19:09 -0400

helioscentrifuge:

thebloodinyourveinsis20below:

helioscentrifuge:

wHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE EATS OREOS WITH CHOPSTICKS

AND NEEDS A FUCKING SAUCER FOR THEIR MILK

LISTEN HERE FUCKFACE OREOS ARE MEANT TO BE HELD IN YOUR FINGERS AND YOU SLAMDUNK THOSE DELICIOUS LITTLE COCKWOBBLERS INTO A GLASS OF WHOLESOME GODDAMN MILK

YOU GET YOUR FINGERS WET IN THE MILK BUT YOU DON’T GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE YOU FUCKING WASHED YOUR HANDS ALONG WITH YOUR TROUSERS BEFOREHAND BECAUSE OREOS AND MILK ARE SO FUCKING EXCITING THAT SOMETIMES YOU WET YOURSELF ABOUT IT AND NO ONE JUDGES YOU BECAUSE MOTHERFUCKING OREOS

YOU FUCKING NASTY TRASH PUT THOSE CHOPSTICKS AWAY BEFORE THE SOCIAL JUSTICE BLOGGERS NAIL YOU TO A TREE FOR APPROPRIATION

THIS SHIT MAKES ME WANT TO BURN DOWN AN OIL REFINERY JESUS FUCKING SKATEBOARDED OFF A CLIFF AND TURNED INTO A PTERODACTYL CHRIST

when i die will you write my obituary?^^^^^^^^

i will but i’m probably gonna call you out on dying like a little bitch

cancerously: soldier-out-of-time: captainamericasbiggestfan: s...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:17:54 -0400

cancerously:

soldier-out-of-time:

captainamericasbiggestfan:

soldier-out-of-time:

captainamericasbiggestfan:

soldier-out-of-time:

captainamericasbiggestfan:

soldier-out-of-time:

to-see-floating-lanterns-gleam:

soldier-out-of-time:

ask-the-mockingbird:

AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!

CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!

CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!

THIS IS THE BEST POST ON THE INTERNET EVERYONE ELSE GO THE FUCK HOME

formuioli: we were on the verge of nuclear war and we didnt give a shit but when yahoo makes an...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:17:31 -0400

formuioli:

we were on the verge of nuclear war and we didnt give a shit but when yahoo makes an offering to buy tumblr we all start freakin out

gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:14:26 -0400

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

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Sat, 18 May 2013 22:13:57 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 22:13:46 -0400

thereallifeoftheamericanteenager: oneboredjeu: nerdfithers: nerdfithers: i opened both my...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:13:03 -0400

thereallifeoftheamericanteenager:

oneboredjeu:

nerdfithers:

nerdfithers:

i opened both my water and my electricity bills at once

needless to say i was shocked

get out

I can’t stop listening to Cezar’s performance. I’m not even European, how did I...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:54:10 -0400

I can’t stop listening to Cezar’s performance. I’m not even European, how did I get sucked into this??