Give it a second…
More like 15 minutes………
I don’t get it..
oh my fucking god
THIS IS THE WORST JOKE I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I AM LAUGHING FOR YEARS
I’ve never spent so long trying to work out a joke.
I’ve also never laughed as hard.
I literally sat there singing through the entire song trying to figure it out.
IM SO ANGRY
god fucking dammit.
i am so fucking pissed
well I quit
WHAT TYPE OF GOOSE IS THAT IT’S BEAUTIFUL
That right there is a Bar-Headed Goose, native to central and southern Asia, and capable of flying over the Himalayas - and tap dancing apparently
lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.
disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made
yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm
yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.
And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.